MegaCorp survival tips - #1 in a series

ClueBrick

Description:
A regular household brick; colour is unimportant.

Directions for use:
Apply directly to forehead with force and repeat, until passing out or sanity returns.

Notes:
Not to be confused with ClueStick - a ClueBrick is for self-administration only. Use of ClueBrick on others may lead to death.


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