Behold the Dimwatchers

The Dimwatchers are in. Others call them 'auditors'. They lack clarity.

Dimwatchers are often corrupted non-Dims. They once understood; now they do not. Also they look and act like walruses. Or so I imagine.

Dimclimber-in-chief Cumulo Nimbus is, as I write, engaged in crap-jousting with the Dimwatchers. It's actually rather impressive - a dreary, monotonous voice spouting improvised, meaningless rubbish without pause for notes, breath, or thought.

Occasionally there is a retaliatory salvo from the Dimwatchers. Oooh! A 'how can I get documentation from that?' rasps in from the gathered 'watchers. One can almost sense the approval of the rest of the pod - much high-fiving of the flippers, and playful clashing of tusks. The mute button hides their true nature.

No understanding of the subject matter is required, which is for the best since Cumolo has none. Anyway, noone is listening to ol' Cumulo anyway as we all know he's talking out of his Dimflap.